i am an:
IMPROVISER, WRITER, PHOTOGRAPHER, PAINTER, COLLAGE-MAKER, SONG-WRITER, AND NUTELLA-EATER
everything you see here is original
except music and quotes
(although i suppose those too were once original)
6:57 PM
STAY BACK, BITCH
I HAVE JOGGING PEPPER SPRAY
7:50 PM
My dad was very excited to tell me that it only took him three days to read The Hunger Games.
1:16 PM"
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you’re actually a few million years late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams."
Someone on the internet
8:44 PM
interesting things in Vancouver
-saw a dog press a crosswalk light with it’s paws
-played settlers of catan while eating a ten dollar piece of pie
-watched my friend get really bloody
-did some improv
-got covered in muddy mud mud
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7:53 AM
The best meme right now? Condescending literary pun dog. Look it up.