i like ripping kleenex lids off
6:57 PM

STAY BACK, BITCH

I HAVE JOGGING PEPPER SPRAY

7:50 PM

My dad was very excited to tell me that it only took him three days to read The Hunger Games.

this is brad
JEWISH BIRTHDAY CARD
1:16 PM"According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you’re actually a few million years late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams."

— Someone on the internet
8:44 PM
interesting things in Vancouver

-saw a dog press a crosswalk light with it’s paws

-played settlers of catan while eating a ten dollar piece of pie

-watched my friend get really bloody

-did some improv

-got covered in muddy mud mud

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7:53 AM

The best meme right now? Condescending literary pun dog. Look it up.

CARROT AND A HORSE.
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